“Weeping and Gnashing of Teeth”
Just in, a joke from xnlover–just had to share it with you.
One Sunday after church, a little girl asked her fundamentalist grandmother a question about the sermon.
“Grandma, you know how, when they die, bad people go where there’s weeping and gnashing of teeth?”
“Yes, dear, that’s true,” the grandmother replied approvingly.
“What about old people who lost all their teeth?”
The grandmother thought for a moment and said, “You know that every word of Scripture must be fulfilled, my dear. God is going to give them brand new teeth.”
That gives us all something to chew on…
Oh, dear. You just couldn’t resist, could you.
Well of course! God’s going to give them “crowns” – but not to cast before the Throne in heaven – only teeth-crowns to gnash in hell!! ha! Maybe the weeping will be from oral-dental pain!
First tlatc’s “something to chew on,” now these dental crowns! We need to form a team of comedy writers!
I wonder if Letterman needs an overhaul of his team . . . I know, let’s start a private FB group for irreverent comedy writers.
Good one, Marty!
[Okay, that's one, two, three. Hmm]
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during root canal work because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
(chuckle chuckle) (I guess I opened this up.) No Tom, I hadn’t heard aboaut the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain during a root canal work because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
(pause)
So, how’d it work out?
I heard he got in touch with the souls of his shoes!!
I think Tom should take over the discussion and pre-empt the hard core writers.
Awriiiight! Thankyouverymuch! Hey we’re here til Thursday. Try the veal! (tap-tap-tap) Is this thing on?!
Cricket, cricket, cricket….
“Hey Murray, make sure this guy knows about the Tuesday night open mic!”