Just in, a joke from xnlover–just had to share it with you.
One Sunday after church, a little girl asked her fundamentalist grandmother a question about the sermon.
“Grandma, you know how, when they die, bad people go where there’s weeping and gnashing of teeth?”
“Yes, dear, that’s true,” the grandmother replied approvingly.
“What about old people who lost all their teeth?”
The grandmother thought for a moment and said, “You know that every word of Scripture must be fulfilled, my dear. God is going to give them brand new teeth.”